#god. god. a neverending cycle

[daz4i]

[chipthekeeper]

so much andor. i'm gonna throw up.

[gierosajie]

Thinking about. AU

In which Venti is the Cryo Archon. Still deciding whether he is the og archon and his bestie the Tsaritsa had to replace him when he disappears under mysterious circumstances or if it's an element and ideal swap with her

Anyway, spinning it in my head

[pandasan-power]

Post-canon SnK headcanons. Contains spoilers for the end of the manga, please read at your own risk!

(DISCLAIMER: Please do not take these seriously lol)

Mikasa's partner/husband is Jean. She spends a few years mourning Eren and Jean is always there supporting her. They end up getting together at some point and having kids.

Jeankasa's first-born kid, regardless of gender, is named Eren.

Everyone else (mostly) has a kid named Eren too.

Mikasa tries to distance herself from politics but always ends up getting roped into disputes. She'd rather just be a housewife.

Jean is the next leader of the Survey Corps but after a coup he gets kicked out.

Falbi are the first couple to have a kid and it's unexpected. Falco doesn't really handle it well.

Falco has a job related to peace talks and Gabi uhhhh... Gabi probably sticks to military stuff.

Levi marries a woman he meets in Marley who's a friend of Onyankopon's. Initially he's very against the idea of having kids, but his wife points out that it would be a huge fuck you to Zeke, and that (eventually) convinces him to be a dad. Everyone is shocked when they find out.

Connie has a thing with Nicolo. They hook up after Connie starts working at Nicolo's restaurant.

Annie and Armin get together, rush into marriage, have an unexpected kid and things proceed to go tits up. Armin is very mentally unstable for most of the rest of his life.

Annie works as a martial arts instructor and passes on the teachings of her dad. Armin becomes a marine biologist after he steps down as the Survey Corps commander and passes the job on to Jean.

Reiner remains single because he doesn't think he's worthy of someone else's affection. (And his crush is taken.) He's a nurse? Idk I like nurse Reiner.

Pieck never marries. She spends her days working as an archivist for Marley.

Yelena survived and was arrested and sent to jail for war crimes. While in jail, she discovers she's pregnant, escapes and runs off to a far-away country. Her kid is either Eren's or Zeke's (I haven't decided which lol) and she keeps them hidden.

The kid walking up to Eren's tree at the very end of the manga is Mikasa's descendant and they're looking for Eren so they can awaken the powers of the Founding Titan and revive him.

Falco and Gabi eventually reclaim the Survey Corps from the Yeagerists and end up being in control of most of Paradis's military.

Onyankopon is a hairstylist? Also I see him getting married but maybe not having kids.

Historia's husband is killed during another uprising attempt but Historia and her daughter are unharmed.

A few decades after his death, Eren becomes a meme.

Eventually the idea of titans becomes a conspiracy theory and many people don't think they ever actually existed (or at least not in the way they did in canon).

Paradis eventually becomes completely uninhabitable -- as in the entire island, not just the hill. However, a handful of people escape to the underground and reside there. The underground is accessible through Eren's tree, and many inhabitants are related to the main/secondary characters.

Mikasa's descendant discovers the underground civilisation and gets to know the people living there.

Eren is chilling in paths in place of Ymir Fritz and gets a surprise when someone who looks kinda sorta like Mikasa shows up (don't ask me how they're able to use paths, maybe it's the direct contact with the Founder).

Maybe eventually, once it's destroyed, Paradis is treated as though it never existed and is erased from the history books. Similarly to Paradis residents being brainwashed into thinking the rest of the world is gone.

Mikasa passes on the Azumabito mark to her kids and they pass it on to theirs.

Mikasa's descendant never visited Paradis because it was destroyed before they were born, but they would always read their (great?) grandmother's diaries and letters and wished to go one day.

The dog seen with the kid is named Sasha. All dogs owned by Jeankasa's family are named Sasha. This one is Sasha V.

[cosmicmakos]

imagine your f/o helping you take care of your sunburn

[tea-stained]

existing is so damn tiring sometimes a lot of times

[bubblekidaesthetics]

My favorite Queer babies🥹

🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨💜🖤🤍💛💙

[the-acid-pear]

Man I am getting ready to play DSaF 3 again and I just can't get over what Harry told me. That's unironically the most horrifying "I have no mouth and I must scream" shit I've seen because while the things being done (personality changes, emotional and physical restrictions, radical changes to their bodies, memory wipes; all this against their will) isnt something i've not seen before the fact that this is done so regurlarly and is treated as such a common practice that has been going on since the 70s and run by the fucking equivalent to McDonalds is so blood chilling to me.

[sunsetsnz]

fuck feelings all my homies hate feelings

[follyshroom]

when obsessed with media: urgh this is so sick

when losing interest in media: urgh this is so sick

[afternines]

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[daz4i]

funniest (/s) irony about my pains is that the only painkiller that actually helps (mostly, not entirely) likely also makes them worse in the long run. i just love having a body and being alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lunarsapphism]

today is gonna be an exceptionally difficult day

[sinfvlwishs]

( feelings of uselessness and not being needed or wanted are strong today. )

[soaheadofthecurve]

every time my dad starts talking about a new fasting/workout/diet routine where he’ll start tomorrow and do everything perfectly for the next 30 days or whatever i am again reminded of why i am the way i am

[psalmsofpsychosis]

Haha there is so much on going on here, i need to launch these fuckers to Pluto with a bugs bunny hammer,

"The most basic organisms recognise pain and alter their behaviour accordingly"— Batman is projecting. Joker hurts him, kills his son, his entire family more or less, and Batman doesn't adjust his behavior accordingly. "In his twisted mind pain and injury dont register / humans feel pain and the Joker shares very little in common with humanity." IT'S ABOUT BATMAN NOT THE JOKER. TALK TO ME BRUCIE BOY, HOW IS FEELING LIKE A MONSTER AND HAVING AN UNBEARABLE NEED FOR PAIN AS YOUR ONLY ANCHOR TO YOUR HUMANITY TREATING YA!!

Like— it's all projection. Bruce simultaneously strips Joker of all humanity and fully projects himself unto him; this really drives home the whole "batcave is Bruce's subconscious where all his baser more animalistic urges lie and he takes joker there as a almost-true-to-form Batman replica and he even covers his face with a mask and puts him in a suit to deepen his own immersion and then he tries to beat him (and in extension of it himself) into submission" narrative.

it also tells well on why Bruce goes all out to bring Joker to the brink of death but doesn't kill him— in his mind Joker is him.

so i've been thinking about this

panel for awhile and, it's not even the first time Batman has threatened to beat Joker up with the precise intention of putting him in a full body cast but not kill him.

You know, that threat actually takes a rather maticulous amount of mental planning and physical control. Gettint someone within 3 inches of death but not kill them takes conscious read on the opponent's body language cues, their physical capacity and their thresholds, their highest pain point before their body gives in, and technically a rather comprehensive intimate knowledge on their internal organs and their medical history. Knowing how to bring someone close to collapse but not straight up flatline is actually a rather intricate controlled process that is subject to each individual's physical state at the moment, especially for the fact that we see Batman getting really really really close to the killing like and very much flirting with it, but never crossing it.

And honestly the presence of that threat —which he keeps telling Joker— is so bizarre and fascinating to me. Pray tell Bruce, how much time have you exactly spent mapping out Joker's body and cataloguing each and every point of it inside and out, enough that would enable you to read his minute physical responses in order to know when to pull a punch and how much?